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If anybody’s curious, “Darf ich dir meine pflaume zeigen?” means “May I show you my vagina?”
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Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
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